David DiMuzio Lyrics
“Die on Stage”
It’s cloudy out today in Mexico
A scooter crashes into another
A body smashes
Looks like my brothers
Thank God it’s not
Somebody lost a lot
But I’m hungry again
So I’ll forget about it
Till I tell a friend
You’re not gonna believe what happened
What if I was what happened
It’s good to know me
Cuz you won’t die
No one dies who knows me
The TV always shows me
Other people’s friends
But when I die
I want to die on stage
In anticipation the crowd’ll wait
They’ll wait and wonder till they come to the realization
And then I want a standing ovation
A man cuts off his own arm and gets on TV
He said it wasn’t smart, but it was avante garde
And now I’m signing deals for movies
I lived with old Mrs. Seiniger for three years
She had three heart attacks, but she always came back
Cuz she had somebody to cook for
The week after I moved out she had one more
One more
I want red lights flashing
I want girls in white dashing
Choreographed like they’ve practiced this
A thousand times before
I want little kids laughing
Because they’re not sure what’s happening tonight
But it’s alright